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Sep 1, 2014 / 114,003 notes

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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Sep 1, 2014 / 8 notes

auxiliaryanimorphs:

reblog if you play video games or if your name isnt clyde

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bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

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pirouettesintopurgatory:

todayiwrotenothing:

I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE

I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT

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Sep 1, 2014 / 84,193 notes

eliaes:

👏👏

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Sep 1, 2014 / 1,780 notes
One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.
Sigmund Freud (via psych-facts)
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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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giggle:

following back all new followers!
Sep 1, 2014 / 45,540 notes

giggle:

following back all new followers!

It is possible that longing for something is better than actually having it. I’ve heard it said that satisfaction is the death of desire.
Hank Moody (via psych-facts)
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dakkori:

it’s incredible how a video game can have so much personal meaning and importance to you

but then when you talk to another person who played it they’re like ‘yeah it was ok’

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